So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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