Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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