mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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