My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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