Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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