I hope mine doesn't look like that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
