i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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