Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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