Jerry, you need to find god
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
