Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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