Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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