what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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