We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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