Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
