i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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