You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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