I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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