What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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