Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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