Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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