We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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