Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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