hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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