Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
