carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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