can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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