why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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