Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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