so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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