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Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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