So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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