Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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