Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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