Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Non-Jews are for practice
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
then he tried to convert me to islam
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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