everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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