I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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