your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
