super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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