escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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