even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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