you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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