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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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