is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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