If that was your dad, he is hot
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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