do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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