On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs