I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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