How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Farmville is her only friend.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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