you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Someone shattered a urinal.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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