Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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