covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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