Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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