i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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