Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
only if we run a train.
done.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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