i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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