have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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